If I Ruled
the World
If I could
rule the world and change anything I wanted,
Here’s a
list of the things I would change;
No one would
have the option of lying when it comes to romantic interests,
This would
make dating a lot simpler;
“I like you.
Would you like to go out on a date?”
“No thank
you. I don’t like you that way”
The dance of sparing feelings is
completely irrelevant here.
Little boys
would start school at age 7 and we’d all go for only 10 years instead of 12
Boys’ brains
are not developmentally mature enough to sit still for hours to
Learn to
read and write when they’re five years old
I’m only
thinking of them.
No colleges
would make their students pay an arm and a leg to attend or even apply
I mean how
stupid is that?
“Before you
have earned any real money that a college education will give you the ability
to earn,
We’re going
to make you pay your entire life saving to apply to a million schools
That will
reject you anyway”
It’s all
online anyways
Same with
the ACTs, SATs and AP tests
STUPID
That’s all I
have to say about that.
There would
be no such thing as slow internet
I mean
seriously, why do we pay that much in rent anyway?
I’ve
calculated it and my apartment alone pays about $6,000 in rent every semester
Utilities
for one apartment is NOT that much for three months
I mean, we
even clean the place for heaven’s sake!
A work place
cannot deny a person the privilege to work the because
They “don’t
need to have previous work experience“
One can’t get
work experience if no one will hire them for their lack of experience
Morons
You should
not be allowed to sign up for more than 14 credits
Any more
credits just result in frustration, tears, and retaking the class anyway.
A majority
of the homework assigned should be enjoyable
This way I
don’t want to beat my brains out every evening
We basically
don’t need anything that we do outside of class anyway if we take good notes
Why not make
this necessity as painless as possible?
There should
only be literature that is enjoyable to read thus textbooks do not exist
I mean
seriously, if we could choose a way to spend time it’s not going to be spent
Struggling
over text that doesn’t matter in the real world.
Sadly, I do
not control the world
Therefore
necessary tasks are confusing and frequently miserable
Creating a
hatred for everyday tasks.
Halloween
On this Halloween,
Black cats will be seen
Those pumpkins will
gleam
And witches shall
scream.
But don’t make a scene
Though you might turn white
It’s all out of fright
For you’re on edge
tonight.
To Daddy
To my daddy dear,
Who I dearly wish was near,
You will always have my heart
Even when I want to start
My very own family
You’ll still important be
Because my kids shall know
How much I love you so
Though there may come a day
When you may give me away
To a man who loves me so
I must make you know
That I’ll always and forever be
You’re precious and beloved Devree.
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